So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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