were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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