I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My balls are so social today.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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