we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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