We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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