PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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