margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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