I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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