why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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