This is not my ceiling
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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