I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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