So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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