That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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