Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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