I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
