sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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