I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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