chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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