ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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