Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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