I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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