new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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