i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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