We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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