shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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