it hurts more in the daytime
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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