She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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