I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
