she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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