i permit you to call me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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