I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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