If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I pour the whiskey from now on
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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