I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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