Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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