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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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