I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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