he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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