If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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