in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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