My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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