I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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