Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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