I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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