And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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