So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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