Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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