lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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