yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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