what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Text me some of your sweat
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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