never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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